Check out books by Woody Brewster, Jr. Author of such stories as "My Sentient Sneaker Slept with my Sister and Slaughtered my Son's Sixth Grade Science Teacher" and "Haunted by my Undead Girlfriend's Ghost"
My Sentient Sneaker Slept with my Sister and Slaughtered my Son's Sixth Grade Science Teacher
The Debut Novella of Woody Brewster, Jr.
Sixty-Nine pages of Sociopathic Sneaker Sex and Slaughter. When Woody Brewster's shoe is woken as the result of an accidental science experiment, his life is flipped on its head. This book contains human-on-tennis shoe sexuality and graphic violence committed by inanimate objects. If you've read the title, you've read the book... so not buying the book is technically theft at this point.